I hate Movember. Don't get me wrong; I'm all for prostate cancer awareness and support..but really? Men worldwide having disgusting and creepy mustaches is supposed to remind me to encourage the men in my life to have their prostates checked regularly??? WHY? And what is up with guys justifying gross facial hair in anyway they can think of? "It's my finals beard." "If I shave, my favourite sports team will lose!" "It's for cancer!" (Insert derisive facial expression/throat noise here.)
Thankfully, as a single lady, I do not need to duck my head in shame when out in public with my hobo-esque significant other. I do not need to pick mustache hair off my lip after a kiss. I also do not need to wake up every morning beside a yeti. I really dodged a bullet with this being single thing. WHEW.
Sunday, November 4, 2012
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