19. Onion Rings

I picked up some onion rings for supper on the way out of town tonight. They majorly stunk up the car...so I can't imagine what they did to my breath after eating them or to my clothes after sitting beside them for 20 minutes. Either way, it doesn't matter! Reason number 19 to be single is that there is no one to smell my breath or my clothes, so I could eat onion rings every day for every meal and the only one who would care would be me!