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Saturday, September 1, 2012

20. Bed Hog

I don't know how I lived for 23 years sleeping on a twin mattress. I am even more incredulous when I think that others slept in that bed with me simultaneously. HOW?! Even with a queen bed, I can't imagine sharing. As previously mentioned, I am a thrashy sleeper and I flip and flop like a fish out of water. I have woken up laying sideways, on a diagonal, even layed out like a starfish. I've gotten myself all wrapped up in a cocoon of blankets and I've kicked every thread off in my sleep. The great part about being single is that my sleep habits aren't hindering anyone else's sleep patterns and I don't need to feel guilty or endure bitching about my spastic bed behaviour!

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