11. I have a headache!

The cliche line used to avoid canoodling with a significant other is actually a really great reason to be single. I had a killer headache last night and all I wanted to do was lay on the couch in the dark and feel sorry for myself. I didn't want to talk to anyone and I certainly didn't want anyone bothering me or fighting me for the remote. Thanks to my perpetual singlehood, I was free to hoard the remote and wallow in an advil induced haze...which makes reason number 11 that it is awesome to be single.