12. Sloppy Joe

My best friend and I used to joke back in high school about how the classy choice for first date food would be corn on the cob or spaghetti and meatballs. Not surprisingly, messy foods generally don't woo the opposite sex to fall for you. Today I ate the messiest burger ever and slopped many parts of it on the table while covering my hands and face with mustard. The burger was so delicious that I didn't care how ridiculous I looked....I enjoyed every bite. Later on, we went to the Marble Slab and I proceeded to get hot fudge on my cheekbone and all over the table. Again, it was delicious and I just didn't care. Reason 12 being single rocks is being able to eat all the messy foods you want without the risk of humiliating yourself in front of someone you expect to find you attractive after the meal is over.